AXA Chief Ass Officer (CAO)

Axa Affin employees and agents are unlucky to work with an incompetent manager. It’s a painful experience. We have a ringside view of the constant leadership failures while this moron stumbles through. We had to bear the brunt of his obvious discomfort.

chief ass officer is frustrated and struggling in the job. “Incompetent” is a cruel word, but we all know what incompetence looks like. Here are five signs your chief ass officer (CAO) is in deep shit over his head:

Out of Touch – Chief ass shows his or her failure to grasp the role by losing touch with managing agency. All of us - knows the most pressing issues and priorities, but the chief ass - can’t keep track. He asks us about unrelated issues (where is the best karaoke, who is the best Guest Relation Officer at the Karaoke, how much for a sex session, is her boob big etc). Wen we tried to drag him back to the critical topic - the chief ass will get agitated and scolded us at the top of his voice - “SHIT - I knew that! You guys are Jamban (shit-house in Bahasa Malaysia)”. It is obvious he didn’t. Beers are serve freely at meeting held at company premise during office hour. We are forced to drink the beer. Those who refused to drink beer are branded as - Traitor, Pengkhianat, Penderhaka, Asshole, Jamban, Stupid, Sissy!!!  We can tell when chief ass asks a question that makes it clear he has no understanding of the topic.

Negative Energy - Chief Ass Officer (CAO) fear of failure will evoke a fight or flight reaction. Chief ass constantly reminds us - I’m the chief ass here! I’m going to install some new Rules and Policies!” Incompetent moron won’t be deterred by reality. He barks - “Here are the new rules. If you - Traitors - does not like it - resign!”  A chief ass is sinking when he starts implementing policies that can only stop or slow down the agency productivity. Chief ass will bluster around like a cockerel - bullying and exerting his macho-ism.

Taking Over Your Job – Chief ass is clueless has no idea what his job was supposed to be.  Chief ass believes that because he was there in that job before, he must have the right answer to every question. He must know the answer. He was the chief ass, after all!  Chief ass was a former agency manager - from AIA Malaysia - and a confirmed agency manager that failed in this business. Now he is appointed by axa affin to manage and lead the Agency Force and sales. Imagine a - Washed-out, worn-out dinosaur - managing and leading axa agency - over the cliff. Chief ass is the primary cause that sank axa affin with more than RM20 million pre-tax loss (January - September 2016).  Chief ass change everything we did to show that the company was smart to hire him.

Chief Ass Stops Making Sense – We watched an overwrought ass pours garbage out from his mouth daily. Anybody could have a slip of the tongue, but when chief ass opens his mouth - every sentences and paragraphs literally don’t make sense. Derogatory words, filthy sex jokes, lewd language, humiliating sexual advance is chief ass trademark. Demanding agencies push dodgy life insurance product (Money Max Saver) to unsuspecting customers. Chief ass – makes no sense.

No Ideas – Chief Ass is always running ideas around in his head and shafting them with agency force. In reality - Chief ass doesn’t deal in ideas. Chief ass ideas are obsolete, outdated, dictatorial, bullying and even humiliating. Locking agency leaders for 8 hours in a dark room while -scolding, blaming, humiliating, demeaning them - is chief ass idea of "Motivation". He can’t stay above water long enough to have ideas. He can’t listen to good ideas, either. When chief ass is thrashing about in a job, everyone - especially the agency members - can tell. We are not allowed to advise chief ass – that is suicidal – he threw us under the bus and terminated us.